- You can never count on a child. —Hannah, 2023-01-20
- (pointing at Earnest) That's him waiting to eat Santa. —Hannah, 2023-04-30
- I'm so excited to see my friend, your mom. —Hannah, 2023-07-06
- I want our wedding videos to start with you being shot out of a cannon, with Dave Brubeck in the background. —Hannah, 2024-01-23
- Isn’t newt the child form of lizard? —Hao, 2024-01-26
- (on literary foils) Isn’t Romeo Juliet? Isn’t Pikachu Charmander? —Hao, 2024-01-28
- I know what to do with a lemon. You’re out of your mind. —Hannah, 2024-02-01
- I feel like, deep inside of me, I could always figure out how to eat spaghetti. —Hannah, 2024-02-01
- I wanna to have a gallon of grits if I’m gonna have grits. I wanna go hog-wild on some grits. —Hao, 2024-03-10
- (after a period of long silence) The problem here is erosion. —Hannah, 2024-03-15
- Today it’s Mother’s Day. Today it’s me day.—Hannah, 2024-05-11